Speaking as someone who is single, I'm not really sure what I think of Valentine's Day. On one hand, I'm a little jealous of others and bummed out about the fact that I'm spending it alone. On the other hand, I'm happy that I don't have to deal with this highly commercialized holiday. I know that many people don't take it seriously and see the holiday for what it is: a boom in Hallmark's sales. But there are a lot of people who do take it seriously, probably too seriously. Maybe it is nice to just have this be another Tuesday of little importance.
However, I'm still a vindictive jerk, and I would rather not let the rest of you have any sort of adult fun if I'm not. So take a look at this...
There, that should kill any hormonal urges that you planned on acting on tonight.
Shirtless Ted Kennedy: the anti-Viagra.